funny politics

Punjabi Totay | Rishtay Karaan Wali

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Punjabi Totay | Fantastic Four

Punjabi Totay | Mr. Incredible

Shael - Soniye Hiriye

Naseebo LAL on Nadia Khan Show

Swagbucks Hack Brand New! 2010!

Easy Backup Wizard Review - Software for Backups

its on now me trying out new m-audio xponent with torq software

Propellerheads launches their latest software "Record" and Keyboard Magazine has the scoop (pt.3)

Sony Ericsson Xperia X1 latest software build!

A quotation by Howard Aiken

Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.

Quotations by Niels Abel

If you disregard the very simplest cases, there is in all of mathematics not a single infinite series whose sum has been rigorously determined. In other words,the most important parts of mathematics stand without a foundation.
Quoted in G F Simmons, Calculus Gems (New York 1992).

Quotations by Al-Biruni

Once a sage asked why scholars always flock to the doors of the rich, whilst the rich are not inclined to call at the doors of scholars. "The scholars" he answered , "are well aware of the use of money, but the rich are ignorant of the nobility of science".
Quoted in A L Mackay, Dictionary of Scientific Quotations (London 1994)

Allama iqbal quotations

Mujhy sandal kardo

apny ehsas se choo ker mujhy sandal kardo
main k sadyon se adhora hun mukamal kardo
na tumhen hoosh rahy aur na mujhy hoosh rahy
is qader toot k chaho, mujhy pagal kardo
dhoop hi dhoop hun main toot k barso mujh per
is qader toot k berso meri rooh main jal yhal kerdo

Main khush naseebi hun teri

Main khush naseebi hun teri mujhy bhi raas hai tu
tera libas hun main aur mera libas hai tu
ajeeb shae hai mohabat bhi, door hain lekin
tery kareeb hun main, mery aas pass hai tu
kia hai khud ko faramoosh mane tery liye
bohot hi aam hai dunya bohot hi khas hai tu

Tum tum nahi rahy

Jis se bandhy thy dono wo gham nahi rahy
tum tum nahi rahy hum hum nahi rahy
chaht ke geet main hai koi kami yaqeenan
akhir tery mery sur q jam nahi rahy
ro ro k tery dukh main sehra ho gya hun
ab ankh k kinary bhi nam nahi rahy
lamhon k peard per hain kuch phool dard-o-ghum ke
jivan main ab khushi k mosam nahi rahy
tu aur simt main hai main aur simat main hun
ulfat k rasty ab baham nahi rahy

Mera bachpan yahin pe tha

Yahin pe tha mera bachpan, yahin kahin pe tha

yahin hansa tha

yahin kahi pe roya tha

yahin darakhton k saye main

 thak k soya tha

yahin pe jugnuon se apni bat chalti thi

wo hansi jo har pal sath chalti thi

yahin pe tha wo larakpan

yahin kahin pe tha

yahin pe Maa mujh ko seeny lagaye rakhti thi

yahin pe papa ne ik bar kaan khincha tha

shararat kisi aur n ki thi saza mujhy thi mili

main kitni dear khara dhoop main raha tanha

tamam yar mery khush meri saza pe thy

yahin pe tha wo larakpan yahin kahin pe tha

Ae Ishq…

Tum ik paris pather ho

jisko choo lo

soona kerdo

soony jesa sunder kerdo

main awarah main nakarah

main bekaar

kash qalam hota hathoon main ya hoti talwaar

ya phir hath huner a legta main hota fankaar

ik ehsaan keroo na mujh per

aony hoont dhero na mujh per

ae ishqa, ae paris pether

main bekal hun main pital hun

choo ker mujhko sona kerdo

sony jesa sunder kerdo

Tery hijer main

Hum tery hijer main ander se toot jaty hain

zinda rehty hain mager ander se toot jaty hain

jab kabhi bolta hai hans ke kisi aur se tu

kitny hanjer mery seeny main uter jaty hain

teri yadoon ki agerbattiyan jall uthty hi

hum tery derd ki khushboo se bher jaty hain

Mohabat ker len

G main ata hai koi taza mohabat ker len

uski aadaat main dhalty hue aadat badlen

uski khatir koi chahat koi nafrat badlen

uske hoty hue chahat ka safer badly ga

geet ka haar ka her aik huner badly ga

g main aata hai nai shokh k pehloo se lageen

g main aata hai koi taza mohabat ker len

phir nai zulf k saye main guzaren raten

phir nai ankh main masoom se paiman bandhen

phir naya jism naye andaz k geet

phir nai chaal pe ghazlen kahen, nazmen likhen

phir naye honton ko tasveer karen

jism k zaviye jidadt main bhigo ker dekhen

g main aata hai koi taza mohabat ker len

Beqarar tu bhi

kia hai tanhaiyon ne bechain mujh ko

aur beqarar tu bhi

mujhy bhi hai doston ki khwahish

akely pan ka shikar tu bhi

meri bhi ankhen hain muddat se

chokhaton peae janan

tery bhi lehjy main hasraten hain

ik sarapa intzaar tu bhi

BOht roya

Khud ko chup karak main aj boht roya

purani yadoon ko gunguna k main aj boht roya

tanhai k gumse nidhal ho ker

teri tasveer galy laga k aj boht roya

apnon ne jo kia wo sb bhula dia

ghayron ko aazma k main aj khoob roya

main kahan is qabil k wo mulaqaat karen

khwahishon ko dabo dabo ke main khoob roya

kabhi kabhi

Kabhi kabhi mery dil main khyal aata hai

ajab na tha main begana-e-alam ho ker

tery jamaal ki ranaiyon main kho rehta

tera gadaz badan teri neem baz ankhen

inhiy haseen fasanon main mehev ho rehta

k zindi teri zulfon ki nerm chaon main

guzerny pati to shadaab ho b sakti thi

ye tergi jo meri zeest ka muqader hai

teri nezer ki shuaon main kho b sakti thi

pukarten jab mjhy talkhiya zamany ki

tery labon se khilawat k ghunt pi leta

khyaat cheekhti phirti berhana ser or main

ghaneri zulfon k saye main jhup k gee leta

mager ye ho na saka or ab ye aalam hai

k tu nahi tera gum teri justajo b nahi

guzer rahi hai zindgi aesy k

usy kisi k sahary ki arzoo b nahi

na koi jada-e-manzil na roshni ka suragh

bhatak rahi zindgi khallaon main meri

inhiy khalaon main kho ker reh jaon ga

main janta hun meri hum nafs mager unhi

kabhi kabhi mery dil main jhyal aata hai

Aankhen

har terha k jazbat ka aelaan hain ankhen

shabnam kabhi shola kabhi tufan hain ankhen

ankhen hi milati hain zamany main diloon ko

anjaan hain hum tum, ager anjaan hain ankhen

lab kuch b kahen is se hakikat nahi khulti

insaan k sach jhoot ki pehchan hain ankhen

ankhen na jhuken teri kisi ghair k agey

dunya main Meri Jan, bari cheeenz hain ankhen

Zarruri to nahi

Adhura ker k afsana usne kaha

puri ho har dastan zaruri to nahi

AaNsoo

Osne apni ungaliyon se

aik aik

ker k

apny sary

AaNsoo

samait liye

aur socha k

Ashaq samaitny wala

aj itny Ashaq kesy de gaya??

ZinDagi

Zindgi ik sawal labon pe goya adhoora sa

nainon ka khwab kuch mukammal kuch pura sa

suno safer-e-zindagi main hum safer milen ge

kabhi gum kabhi khushi k phool khilen ge

zindgi imtihan, bhi azmaesh bhi apnon k liye

khoon-e-dil de ker jity hain yahan

Tooty sapnoon k liye…

Mohabat ki Haqeeqat

Mohabat sirf visal-e-sanam kab hai

is k hazaroon roop rang hain

ye har rang main muskurati hai

Rooty bachy ko chup karna b Mohabat hai

door kisi gareeb k ghar main

band choolha jalana b mohabat hai

jo har eid per nae kapron ko tarsty hain

os masoom bachon ko nae jory zaiz tan krwana

bhi Mohabat hai

wo jin k ansoo ponchny waly nahi rahy

un ki mayoosiyan mitana hi mohabat hai

tTu bhaly gam se choor choor Ae Dil

logon kgam dil pe lena bhi mohabat hai

main to shayer hon

karon mohabat ko kesy bayan??

jo de nafrat, ata Mohabat karo,

shayad yehi mohabat hai…

Zindgi jeeny se Qabal

Apny dard barha leti hun

yadon main usey pas bula leti hun

zindgi jeeny se qabal jo maar gya tha

har pal usy jeeny ki dua deti hun

A cute love story

A CUTE LOVE STORY:
Two Butterflies
Were In Love.
1 Day They
Decided To Play
Hide N Seek,
They Fixed A
Flower & Decided That,
Tomorrow 1 Who Will Come First & Sit On This Flower
Will Love The Other More.
At Morning The Male Butterfly Came Very Early
& Waited For The Flower To Open.
When It Opened,
He Was Shocked To See That,
The Female Butterfly Had Died Inside It,
Bcoz She Was Waiting Since Last Night To Tell Him…!!
“HOW MUCH SHE LOVES HIM”:-(

Forgetting friend is a crime

Forgetting friend is a
Crime
Ignoring them is a
Shame
Liking them is a
Pleasure
Thinking of them is a
Necessity
& disturbing them

‘Oye! Haq banta hai na yr!’

God mother one ball

Intelligent ho??, to jawab do.

God, Mother, One, Ball.

In 4 alfaaz ko aysy milay k pakistan ki mash-hor shakhsiat ka naam bnay?

Fire Poi - The Amazing Fire Routine

How To Convert YouTube Videos In To MP4 Files For iPhone,iPhone 3G & iPod Touch

Nasheed for Children

Nasheed - Allahu (As subuhu bada min) Qari Waheed Zafar

Junaid Jamshed- Muhammad ka Roza

ilahi teri chaukhat by junaid jamshed

zakir naik- great answer nd brave women

15 person accepted islam at a time in Bombay Dr Zakir Naik

Give Thanks To Allah...Late Michael Jackson

Duniya Ke Ay Musafir Manzil Tere Qabar Hai

AMAZING BABY BASKETBALL PLAYER - KOBE

Avatar: The Movie (New Extended HD Trailer)

Ata Hai Yad Mujhko Guzara Hua Zamana by Allama Iqbal

ata hai yad mujhko guzara hua zamana
wo bag ki baharen wo sab ka chah-chahana

azadiyan kahan wo ab apne ghonsale ki
apni khushi se ana apni khushi se jana

lagti ho chot dil par, ata hai yad jis dam
shabnam k anson par kaliyon ka muskurana

wo pyari pyari surat, wo kamini si murat
abad jis k dam se tha mera ashiyana

A Red, Red Rose by Robert Burns

O my Luve 's like a red, red rose
That 's newly sprung in June:
O my Luve 's like the melodie
That's sweetly play'd in tune!

As fair art thou, my bonnie lass,
So deep in luve am I:
And I will luve thee still, my dear,
Till a' the seas gang dry:

Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear,
And the rocks melt wi' the sun;
I will luve thee still, my dear,
While the sands o' life shall run.

And fare thee weel, my only Luve,
And fare thee weel a while!
And I will come again, my Luve,
Tho' it were ten thousand mile.

Hazaron Khawab

Koi ik Aadh Sapna Ho Tu Phir Acha Bhi Lagta hai
Hazaron Khawab Ankhon Mein Saja Kar Kuch Nahi Milta

Usey Kehna Ke Palkon Per Na Tanky Khawab Ke Jahlar
Samandar Ki Kinary Ghar Bana Kar Kuch Nahi Milta

Ye Acha Hai ke Aapis Ke Bharam Na Totney Payeen
Kabhi Bhi Doston Ko Aazma Kar Kuch Nahi Milta

Faqat Tum Sey Hi Karta Hoon Men Sary Raz Ke Baten
Har Ik Ko Dastan-E-Dil Suna Kar Kuch Nahi Milta

Amal Ki Sokhty Rag Men Zara Sa Khon Shamil Kar
Mery Ham Dam Faqat Bateen Bana Kar Kuch Nahi Milta

Aankhein bheeg jaati by wasi shah

Samunder mein utarta hoon to...aankhein bhiig jaati hain
teri aankhoon ko parhta hoon to...aankhein bhiig jaati hain

tumhara naam likhne ki ijaazat chinn gaii jab se
koii bi lafz likhta hoon to...aankhein bhiig jaati hain

teri yaadoon ki khushboo khirkioon mein raqs karti hai
tere gham mein sulagta hoon to...aankhein bhiig jaati hain

main hans ke jheel leta hoon judaii ki sabhi rasmein
gale jab uske lagta hoon to...aankhein bhiig jaati hain

na jaane ho giya hoon is qadar hassaas kab se
kisi se baat karta hoon to...aankhein bhiig jaati hain

woh sab guzre hue lamhaat mujh ko yaad aate hain
tumhare khatt jo parhta hoon to...aankhein bhiig jaati hain

main saraa din bohat masroof rehta hoon magar yoonhi
qadm chokhat par rakhta hoon to...aankhein bhiig jaati hain

har ik muflis ke maathe par alam ki daastaanein hain
koii bi chehraa parhta hoon to...aankhein bhiig jaati hain

barhe logoo ke oonche badnumaa aur sard mahaloo ko
gariib ki aankhoon se taktaa hoon to...aankhein bhiig jaati hain

tere koochay se mera talluk ab waajbi saa hai
magar jab bi guzarta hoon to...aankhein bhiig jaati hain

hazaroo mausmoo ki humraani hai mere dil par
"wasi" main jab bi hanstaa hoon to...aankhein bhiig jaati hain

our friendship will never end.

The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that you’re my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.

Scary Movie 4 Trailer

DIL IBADAT | TUM MILE (2009) | FULL SONG HQ | FT. EMRAAN HASHMI & SOHA ALI KHAN |

tu hi haqeeqat - tum mile - exclusive full song

Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani - Tu Jaane Na ( Atif Aslam ) *HQ* Full Song

GUM SUM GUM SUM (( SUKHSHINDER SHINDA & RAHAT FATEH ALI KHAN ))

Arranged Marriage Funny Commercial

Funny Punjabi Bicycle Crashes

Punjabi Funny (Sad song)

Gora singing pakistani song!!!!

Full moon full movie

Firefighter Kuwait amazing video

Charcter of a man

You can easily judge
the character of a man
by how he treats those
who can do nothing for him.

u cant change the future

Marco Polo said:
“U can not
change ur
future….
but u can
change ur habits….
and
surely ur habits will
change
ur future”

Dont read success story.

Dont read success story.
Read only failure story,
B’coz, failure story you get new idea to win,
from Success story you get only message.

Never too late 2 change

V make thm cry who care 4 us,
V cry 4 those who never care 4 us
n we care 4 those who ll never cry 4 us.
Ths is d truth of life, its strange bt true.
once v realize it, its never too late 2 change

Not using your smile

“If you are not using your smile,
Then you are a person
with million dollars in the bank
having no cheque book”
(Shakespeare)

It’s not that some peoples have will power and some don’t it’s that Some people are ready to change and others are not..!

It’s not that
some peoples
have will power
and
some don’t
it’s that
Some people
are ready to
change
and
others are not..!

Everyone wants happiness

EveryOne wants happiness,
No one needs pain,
But its not possible to get a rainbow…
Without a little rain”

A man who is not

A man who is not beautiful at the age of 20 is never beautiful
A man who is not strong at the age of 30 is never strong
A man who is not wise at the age of 40 is never wise
– Nepolian

When U face Choices…

When U Face Choices…
Just toss a coin..
not just because it settles the question,
but while the coin is in d air,
u will know what ur heart is hoping for !!!

Make your inside good

If An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force!
“Inside Life ENDs!”
But…
If it Breaks from inside! “Life Begins!”
“GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside!
So try to make your inside GOOD!

Hard times are like washing machine

Hard Times Are Like a Washing Machine,
They Twist,
Turn & Knock Us Around,
But In The End we Come Out
Cleaner, Brighter & Better Than Before…

Sardar Bunks office

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS very funy :P

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Why student fails ?

WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

amazing pictures

funy sms

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you Know, i was a fool when i married you.” The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love And didn’t notice.

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mera ik shook tha sad sms

berukhe ke teer khana be mera ik shook tha
dostoon ko azmana be mera ik shook tha
dard un ka apnay senay se lagaya is leay
k choot kha kar muskrana be mera ik shook tha

sad ghazal

wo jo dawedar he shehar mein k sabhi ka nabz shanas hoon
kabhi aa k mujh se to pochta k mein kis gum mein uddas hoon
ye meri kitabe kheyat he,ise dil ki aankh se parh zara
mein waraq waraq tere samne tere rubaro tere paas hoon
ye teri umeed ko kiya hua ,kabhi tune gour kiya
kisi sham tu ne kaha to tha teri saans hoon teri aas hoon
ye teri judai ka gum nahi k ye silsale to hein rooz k
teri zaat is ka sabab nahi kai dn se yoon hi uddas hoon
kisi our ki aankh se dekh kar ,mujeh aese wese laqab na de
tera aitbar hoon jane maan na guman hoon na keyas hoon

Haq Ki Khuli Kitaab :p

Arbi: Hamare registan me
"Khush Amdeed" kaho to wapis awaz ati he "Amdeed Amdeed"

American: Hamare shaher me "I LOVE U" kaho to awaz aati he
"LOVE U LOVE U"

Pakistani: Ye konsi bari bat he hamare Ilaqe me awaz maro
"HAQ KI KHULI KITAB"
To Wapas Awaz Aati Hai

"ALTAF, ALTAF" :P

Good Night, Sweat Dream

,*"*, ,*"*,*"*, ,*"*, *,  
 So ,* ,  Jao  ,*
   "*, ,*"      "*,,*"
,*"*, ,*"*,*"*, ,*"*,
*, Dear ,* ,Janu,*
   "*, ,*"      "*,,*"
Bcoz I want
to say u a very
happy!!! 
    ,*" * ,, * "*,
    *, GOOD ,*
        " *,,* "
,*"*, ,*"*,*"*, ,*"*,
*,    Night ,*
   "*, , *"    "*,,*"

Have a sweat dream!...

Why did You Have to Die funny sms

A Man was crying over a Grave and Repeating,
Why did you have to die?

Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?

The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My Wife's first husband. :-)

mere ho k raho

apni khatir jaggey ho soye ho
apni khatir hansey ho roye ho
kis liye aaj khoye khoye ho
tum ne aansu bahut piye apney
tum bahut saal reh liye apney
ab mreey sirf merey ho kar raho
husan hi husan ho zahaanat ho
ishq hoon main to tum mohabbat ho
tum meri bas meri amaanat ho
ji liye jis qadar jiye apney
tum bahut saal reh liye apney
ab mreey sirf merey ho kar raho
rehtey ho ranj o gham ke gheron main
dukh ke aaseb ke baseron main
kaisey choRon tumhein andheron main
tum ko de doon ga sab diye apney
tum bahut saal reh liye apney
ab mreey sirf merey ho kar raho
tum azal se dukhon ke derey ho
chaahey khud ko ghamon se gherey ho
jab se peda huye ho merey ho
aaj kholeiN ge lab siye apney
tum bahut saal reh liye apney
ab mreey sirf merey ho kar raho
ab mujhey apney dard sehney do
dil ki har bat dil se kehney do
meri baNhon main khud ko behney do
muddaton zakhm khud siye apney
tum bahut saal reh liye apney
ab mreey sirf merey ho kar raho
wasi shah

funny Commercial

tera honay laga hoon full song

poetry

Meri dastan hasrat wo suna suna kar roye,

Mere azmane wale mujhe azma kar roye,

Koi aisa ahal-e-dil ho k fasana mohabbat,

Main usse suna kar roun wo mujhe suna kar roye,

Mere pass se guzar gaya mera haal taak na poocha,

Main yeh kaise maan jaun ke wo door jaa kar roye,

Teri bewafaiyon par teri kujarayion par,

Kabhi sir jhuka kar kabhi muh chhupakar roye

Ashiqe aarzoo ki duniya dil-e-natawan ki hasrat,

Jise kho kar shadme me the usse aaj paakar roye,

Jo sunayi anjuman mein shabe-e-gum ki aap beeti,

Kai ro kar muskuraye kayi muskura kar roye..!!!

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Amanat Ali - Mitwa

Kaka is the Maestro

very funny azizi about atom bomb

One of the most funniest videos: funny falls

beautiful song from de dana dan rishte naate

2012 full movie